Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

scientology.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Lets go Yankees

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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