What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Ken wins!

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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Women's rights

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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