What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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Ken wins!

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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