- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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