What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Lets go Yankees

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Elizabeth Warren

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...