Knock knock. Who's there?

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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can you pass the soap?

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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