- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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