Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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