- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Michel Moor on a die...

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

I woke up today

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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