- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Jayden Eccles

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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