Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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No!

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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What does water taste like? Water

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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