Jesse gets so many ladies

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Buzi vagy!

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Hello

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