What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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