- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Why are trees green? I have no idea

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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