How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

800 people died last year. end of story

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do you call white trash Garbage

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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