- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Wright flyer

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

What's two plus two? Window

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

do you wanna hear a joke school

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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