- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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