- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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