- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Snooki

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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