- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Snooki

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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