A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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Joesph Triphook.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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