What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

This is funny.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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