Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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