what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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