- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wright flyer

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What's two plus two? Window

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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