Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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