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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

This is funny.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

What's two plus two? Window

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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