- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

Michel Moor on a die...

A woman walks into a bar.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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