What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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