Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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