Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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