- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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This is funny.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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