- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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