Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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ask me if im a door yes

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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