- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

This is funny.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What's two plus two? Window

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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