A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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This is funny.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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OOOOPPS /

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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Anti Joke

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