Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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This is funny.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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Koalas mum is a slut

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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