- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What's two plus two? Window

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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