- Anti Joke

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Ian's mind Elevator music

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Tilt your screen back

Whats the difference between males and females? fe