Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

What's two plus two? Window

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

OOOOPPS /

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

This is funny.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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