A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Not a joke.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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