three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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What's two plus two? Window

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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