- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Q- Why? A- Why not?

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Snooki

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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