Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

Snooki

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Q- Why? A- Why not?

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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