whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Mitt Romney

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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I once did something.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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