- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

This is funny.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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