Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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have safe sex

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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