a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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