What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Not a joke.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

A seal walks into a club.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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