Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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