Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

OOOOPPS /

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

This is funny.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Q- Why? A- Why not?

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Snooki

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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