Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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