whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

What? Yes.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Asians

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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