- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

womens rights.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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