- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

OOOOPPS /

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What's two plus two? Window

YOLO You only like Oreos

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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