The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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