- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

guess what what that wasnt it

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

YOLO You only like Oreos

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

What's two plus two? Window

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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