How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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What? Yes.

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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