Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Asians

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Women's rights.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Jebron Lames.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

I can count to potato.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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