my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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your social life.

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I am very humble.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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dassa

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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