- Anti Joke

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Women's rights.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Jebron Lames.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

flavin's head

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

George Bush.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Anti Joke

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The Anti Joke Book

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