- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

I once did something.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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