A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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Whats green? The color green.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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