- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.