- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

I once did something.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

George Bush.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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