- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

George Bush.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Mitt Romney

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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