what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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