- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

flavin's head

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

A seal walks into a club.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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