- Anti Joke

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists